My Arch Nemesis: The Bradford Pear Tree
It’s that time of year again, when the Bradford Pear Tree blooms for the first time and begins taunting me. Sure, the white flowers look beautiful, like snow blanketing the tree tops with the bonus of warm weather and nosnow to clean-up. However, there is still clean-up. These delicate white petals will start to fall and litter Fredericksburg streets with petal waste. Then the offensive smell will set in and envelop Fredericksburg City around the middle of April. Have you never smelled a Bradford Pear Tree in Spring? It is a putrid combination of cat litter box and cheap perfume. Just hold your breathe and wait for the stinky season to pass. The stink usually lasts 2-3 weeks. Now the leaves come in for summer and the Bradford Pear Tree looks full and Fredericksburg streets are once more pleasant to walk down. But all too soon the season changes to Fall and the red fruit will sprout from the Bradford Pear Tree’s branches. The “red fruit of death” is worse than cleaning bird poo from your car. It’s sticky and it stains. And then we progress to winter and you think the worst the Bradford Pear Tree has to offer is over. You are wrong. For the fourth time in a year, the tree dumps it’s parts on the city. This time in the form of thousands of leaves. We repeat this dance with the Bradford Pear Tree year after year. Oh, how I despise this tree!
(No offense intended to the Bradford Pear Tree lovers of the world).







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